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I’d do anything for weight loss (but I won’t do that)

Weight loss isn’t a multibillion-dollar industry for nothing. How many people step onto the scale in the morning and sigh, wishing they could lose that last 10 pounds?

Alcohol also isn’t a multibillion-dollar industry for nothing. If there’s one thing more universal than wishing you could lose weight, it’s drinking to forget your woes about being unable to lose weight.

© Ljupco Smokovski/Fotolia.com

Naturally, and unfortunately for those of us who rather enjoy a good beer, one of the best ways to lose weight is to stop drinking. Alcohol is almost the definition of empty calories. So, which wins out: The unstoppable force of wanting to lose weight, or the immovable object of alcohol? According to a survey from DrugAbuse.com, it’s alcohol, and it’s not even close.

Even in a state with as health conscious a reputation as California, not only are people not willing to give up alcohol to lose weight, they’re willing to gain a noticeable amount of weight in order to continue drinking. It’s 14 pounds for Californians, which is in the middle of the road for America, which overall averaged 13 pounds to keep drinking. Hawaiians, South Dakotans, Utahns, and Vermonters were at the bottom, willing to add only 8 pounds to keep booze in their diet. At the other end of the scale, willing to add 28 whole pounds to keep the beer flowing, is humble little Rhode Island, followed by Wyoming at 23 pounds, Maryland at 22, and Tennessee at 21.

Obviously, that’s a lot of weight to gain, but to drive home the exact quantity of just how much weight, KRON-TV noted that adding the U.S. average of 13 pounds to your body is the equivalent of strapping 224 slices of bacon to yourself, which, to us, is just the poorest choice of comparison. If there’s one thing we’re less willing to give up than alcohol, it’s probably bacon. Or if you’re feeling especially ambitious, you could go for bacon-scented beer from the Waffle House. Now that’s a drink.
 

This looks like a job for the ‘magnetic slime robot’

What’s that? While you were in the process of gaining 14 pounds so you could keep drinking alcohol you swallowed something that you shouldn’t have? Did you swallow a lot of aggression?

openclipart/freesvg

You swallowed a what? An ear bud? But how did you manage that? No, never mind, we don’t really want to hear about your personal life. Lucky for you, though, today’s LOTME phrase that pays is “magnetic turd” and it’s just the thing for the busy executive/child with a foreign object stuck in their … whatever.

Yes, we said magnetic turd. Or, if you prefer, a “magnetic slime robot.” The black-brown–colored blob/robot/turd in question is an investigational substance that can be controlled magnetically to move through very narrow spaces and encircle small objects that have been accidentally swallowed, its cocreator, Li Zhang of the Chinese University of Hong Kong, told the Guardian.

It’s made by combining the polymer polyvinyl alcohol with borax and particles of neodymium magnet. And since those neodymium particles are not particularly friendly to humans, Dr. Zhang and the research team coated the slime with silica to seal in the toxicity. The slime has the consistency of custard and exhibits “visco-elastic properties,” Dr. Zhang said, meaning that “sometimes it behaves like a solid, sometimes it behaves like a liquid.”

We could go on, telling you about the substance’s self-healing ability and electrical conductivity and how it does look very, very turd-like. Instead, we offer this link to the team’s really freaky video.

We’re going to be seeing that in our nightmares.
 

 

 

Fish: More than meets the fry?

When you think of fish, intelligence isn’t usually the first thing to pop into your head. Their short memory spans, which can be as little as 3 seconds, probably don’t help their cause.

Taken/Pixabay

Recently, though, it has become apparent that fish can be trained to do simple math problems like adding and subtracting. Research conducted in Germany has shown that cichlids – tropical fish often found in home aquariums – and stingrays can observe small quantities and know how many things are there without actually counting, kind of like how a human can look at a bowl of apples and know about how many are in it.

Fish, once thought to be not very smart, may be on the same level of intelligence as birds, suggested Vera Schluessel, PhD, of the University of Bonn’s Institute of Zoology, and associates.

“Successful fish showed abilities far above chance level, specifically in the stingrays. Again, this raises the question of what abilities fish may be capable of if being asked the ‘right’ question,” the researchers said in Scientific Reports.

They tried to teach the cichlids and stingrays how to add and subtract by recognizing colors: Blue meant to add one and yellow meant to subtract one. Gates were set up and when the fish chose a correct answer, they were rewarded with food. Although it took many sessions for the fish to completely catch on, they did figure it out eventually.

If fish are smarter than we thought, maybe we can stop paying for math tutors for our kids and just have the family goldfish do it.
 

For earthworms, not all plastics are created equal

Everything living on the earth has to deal with pollution in some way, including earthworms. Not only have they have adapted to eating plastics found in soil, they have preferences.

Piqsels

The earthworm is a little creature with a big job. The materials and minerals they munch on as they go through the earth get recycled through their tiny bodies to create more fertile soil for things to grow – making them the hidden heroes of every garden. But what about soil that’s full of microscopic plastic pieces? Well, turns out earthworms will eat that too, investigators from Nankai University in Tianjin, China, reported in Environmental Science & Technology.

The researchers looked at how these eating machines were digesting the plastic and found that they actually have preferences. Soils with bio-based polylactic acid (PLA) or petroleum-derived polyethylene terephthalate (PET) particles were a hit. Another test showed that the worms broke the PLA particles down into smaller fragments than the PET ones. So at least the “healthier” option agreed with them more. More work is needed, however, to determine if the worms are being harmed by all the waste they’re digesting.

So what does this mean for the evolution or even survival of this unsung hero of the planet? Scientists still need to dig into that question. No pun intended.

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I’d do anything for weight loss (but I won’t do that)

Weight loss isn’t a multibillion-dollar industry for nothing. How many people step onto the scale in the morning and sigh, wishing they could lose that last 10 pounds?

Alcohol also isn’t a multibillion-dollar industry for nothing. If there’s one thing more universal than wishing you could lose weight, it’s drinking to forget your woes about being unable to lose weight.

© Ljupco Smokovski/Fotolia.com

Naturally, and unfortunately for those of us who rather enjoy a good beer, one of the best ways to lose weight is to stop drinking. Alcohol is almost the definition of empty calories. So, which wins out: The unstoppable force of wanting to lose weight, or the immovable object of alcohol? According to a survey from DrugAbuse.com, it’s alcohol, and it’s not even close.

Even in a state with as health conscious a reputation as California, not only are people not willing to give up alcohol to lose weight, they’re willing to gain a noticeable amount of weight in order to continue drinking. It’s 14 pounds for Californians, which is in the middle of the road for America, which overall averaged 13 pounds to keep drinking. Hawaiians, South Dakotans, Utahns, and Vermonters were at the bottom, willing to add only 8 pounds to keep booze in their diet. At the other end of the scale, willing to add 28 whole pounds to keep the beer flowing, is humble little Rhode Island, followed by Wyoming at 23 pounds, Maryland at 22, and Tennessee at 21.

Obviously, that’s a lot of weight to gain, but to drive home the exact quantity of just how much weight, KRON-TV noted that adding the U.S. average of 13 pounds to your body is the equivalent of strapping 224 slices of bacon to yourself, which, to us, is just the poorest choice of comparison. If there’s one thing we’re less willing to give up than alcohol, it’s probably bacon. Or if you’re feeling especially ambitious, you could go for bacon-scented beer from the Waffle House. Now that’s a drink.
 

This looks like a job for the ‘magnetic slime robot’

What’s that? While you were in the process of gaining 14 pounds so you could keep drinking alcohol you swallowed something that you shouldn’t have? Did you swallow a lot of aggression?

openclipart/freesvg

You swallowed a what? An ear bud? But how did you manage that? No, never mind, we don’t really want to hear about your personal life. Lucky for you, though, today’s LOTME phrase that pays is “magnetic turd” and it’s just the thing for the busy executive/child with a foreign object stuck in their … whatever.

Yes, we said magnetic turd. Or, if you prefer, a “magnetic slime robot.” The black-brown–colored blob/robot/turd in question is an investigational substance that can be controlled magnetically to move through very narrow spaces and encircle small objects that have been accidentally swallowed, its cocreator, Li Zhang of the Chinese University of Hong Kong, told the Guardian.

It’s made by combining the polymer polyvinyl alcohol with borax and particles of neodymium magnet. And since those neodymium particles are not particularly friendly to humans, Dr. Zhang and the research team coated the slime with silica to seal in the toxicity. The slime has the consistency of custard and exhibits “visco-elastic properties,” Dr. Zhang said, meaning that “sometimes it behaves like a solid, sometimes it behaves like a liquid.”

We could go on, telling you about the substance’s self-healing ability and electrical conductivity and how it does look very, very turd-like. Instead, we offer this link to the team’s really freaky video.

We’re going to be seeing that in our nightmares.
 

 

 

Fish: More than meets the fry?

When you think of fish, intelligence isn’t usually the first thing to pop into your head. Their short memory spans, which can be as little as 3 seconds, probably don’t help their cause.

Taken/Pixabay

Recently, though, it has become apparent that fish can be trained to do simple math problems like adding and subtracting. Research conducted in Germany has shown that cichlids – tropical fish often found in home aquariums – and stingrays can observe small quantities and know how many things are there without actually counting, kind of like how a human can look at a bowl of apples and know about how many are in it.

Fish, once thought to be not very smart, may be on the same level of intelligence as birds, suggested Vera Schluessel, PhD, of the University of Bonn’s Institute of Zoology, and associates.

“Successful fish showed abilities far above chance level, specifically in the stingrays. Again, this raises the question of what abilities fish may be capable of if being asked the ‘right’ question,” the researchers said in Scientific Reports.

They tried to teach the cichlids and stingrays how to add and subtract by recognizing colors: Blue meant to add one and yellow meant to subtract one. Gates were set up and when the fish chose a correct answer, they were rewarded with food. Although it took many sessions for the fish to completely catch on, they did figure it out eventually.

If fish are smarter than we thought, maybe we can stop paying for math tutors for our kids and just have the family goldfish do it.
 

For earthworms, not all plastics are created equal

Everything living on the earth has to deal with pollution in some way, including earthworms. Not only have they have adapted to eating plastics found in soil, they have preferences.

Piqsels

The earthworm is a little creature with a big job. The materials and minerals they munch on as they go through the earth get recycled through their tiny bodies to create more fertile soil for things to grow – making them the hidden heroes of every garden. But what about soil that’s full of microscopic plastic pieces? Well, turns out earthworms will eat that too, investigators from Nankai University in Tianjin, China, reported in Environmental Science & Technology.

The researchers looked at how these eating machines were digesting the plastic and found that they actually have preferences. Soils with bio-based polylactic acid (PLA) or petroleum-derived polyethylene terephthalate (PET) particles were a hit. Another test showed that the worms broke the PLA particles down into smaller fragments than the PET ones. So at least the “healthier” option agreed with them more. More work is needed, however, to determine if the worms are being harmed by all the waste they’re digesting.

So what does this mean for the evolution or even survival of this unsung hero of the planet? Scientists still need to dig into that question. No pun intended.

 

I’d do anything for weight loss (but I won’t do that)

Weight loss isn’t a multibillion-dollar industry for nothing. How many people step onto the scale in the morning and sigh, wishing they could lose that last 10 pounds?

Alcohol also isn’t a multibillion-dollar industry for nothing. If there’s one thing more universal than wishing you could lose weight, it’s drinking to forget your woes about being unable to lose weight.

© Ljupco Smokovski/Fotolia.com

Naturally, and unfortunately for those of us who rather enjoy a good beer, one of the best ways to lose weight is to stop drinking. Alcohol is almost the definition of empty calories. So, which wins out: The unstoppable force of wanting to lose weight, or the immovable object of alcohol? According to a survey from DrugAbuse.com, it’s alcohol, and it’s not even close.

Even in a state with as health conscious a reputation as California, not only are people not willing to give up alcohol to lose weight, they’re willing to gain a noticeable amount of weight in order to continue drinking. It’s 14 pounds for Californians, which is in the middle of the road for America, which overall averaged 13 pounds to keep drinking. Hawaiians, South Dakotans, Utahns, and Vermonters were at the bottom, willing to add only 8 pounds to keep booze in their diet. At the other end of the scale, willing to add 28 whole pounds to keep the beer flowing, is humble little Rhode Island, followed by Wyoming at 23 pounds, Maryland at 22, and Tennessee at 21.

Obviously, that’s a lot of weight to gain, but to drive home the exact quantity of just how much weight, KRON-TV noted that adding the U.S. average of 13 pounds to your body is the equivalent of strapping 224 slices of bacon to yourself, which, to us, is just the poorest choice of comparison. If there’s one thing we’re less willing to give up than alcohol, it’s probably bacon. Or if you’re feeling especially ambitious, you could go for bacon-scented beer from the Waffle House. Now that’s a drink.
 

This looks like a job for the ‘magnetic slime robot’

What’s that? While you were in the process of gaining 14 pounds so you could keep drinking alcohol you swallowed something that you shouldn’t have? Did you swallow a lot of aggression?

openclipart/freesvg

You swallowed a what? An ear bud? But how did you manage that? No, never mind, we don’t really want to hear about your personal life. Lucky for you, though, today’s LOTME phrase that pays is “magnetic turd” and it’s just the thing for the busy executive/child with a foreign object stuck in their … whatever.

Yes, we said magnetic turd. Or, if you prefer, a “magnetic slime robot.” The black-brown–colored blob/robot/turd in question is an investigational substance that can be controlled magnetically to move through very narrow spaces and encircle small objects that have been accidentally swallowed, its cocreator, Li Zhang of the Chinese University of Hong Kong, told the Guardian.

It’s made by combining the polymer polyvinyl alcohol with borax and particles of neodymium magnet. And since those neodymium particles are not particularly friendly to humans, Dr. Zhang and the research team coated the slime with silica to seal in the toxicity. The slime has the consistency of custard and exhibits “visco-elastic properties,” Dr. Zhang said, meaning that “sometimes it behaves like a solid, sometimes it behaves like a liquid.”

We could go on, telling you about the substance’s self-healing ability and electrical conductivity and how it does look very, very turd-like. Instead, we offer this link to the team’s really freaky video.

We’re going to be seeing that in our nightmares.
 

 

 

Fish: More than meets the fry?

When you think of fish, intelligence isn’t usually the first thing to pop into your head. Their short memory spans, which can be as little as 3 seconds, probably don’t help their cause.

Taken/Pixabay

Recently, though, it has become apparent that fish can be trained to do simple math problems like adding and subtracting. Research conducted in Germany has shown that cichlids – tropical fish often found in home aquariums – and stingrays can observe small quantities and know how many things are there without actually counting, kind of like how a human can look at a bowl of apples and know about how many are in it.

Fish, once thought to be not very smart, may be on the same level of intelligence as birds, suggested Vera Schluessel, PhD, of the University of Bonn’s Institute of Zoology, and associates.

“Successful fish showed abilities far above chance level, specifically in the stingrays. Again, this raises the question of what abilities fish may be capable of if being asked the ‘right’ question,” the researchers said in Scientific Reports.

They tried to teach the cichlids and stingrays how to add and subtract by recognizing colors: Blue meant to add one and yellow meant to subtract one. Gates were set up and when the fish chose a correct answer, they were rewarded with food. Although it took many sessions for the fish to completely catch on, they did figure it out eventually.

If fish are smarter than we thought, maybe we can stop paying for math tutors for our kids and just have the family goldfish do it.
 

For earthworms, not all plastics are created equal

Everything living on the earth has to deal with pollution in some way, including earthworms. Not only have they have adapted to eating plastics found in soil, they have preferences.

Piqsels

The earthworm is a little creature with a big job. The materials and minerals they munch on as they go through the earth get recycled through their tiny bodies to create more fertile soil for things to grow – making them the hidden heroes of every garden. But what about soil that’s full of microscopic plastic pieces? Well, turns out earthworms will eat that too, investigators from Nankai University in Tianjin, China, reported in Environmental Science & Technology.

The researchers looked at how these eating machines were digesting the plastic and found that they actually have preferences. Soils with bio-based polylactic acid (PLA) or petroleum-derived polyethylene terephthalate (PET) particles were a hit. Another test showed that the worms broke the PLA particles down into smaller fragments than the PET ones. So at least the “healthier” option agreed with them more. More work is needed, however, to determine if the worms are being harmed by all the waste they’re digesting.

So what does this mean for the evolution or even survival of this unsung hero of the planet? Scientists still need to dig into that question. No pun intended.

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