‘If this is an emergency, call 911’

 

This is the mantra that the world hears when they call most, if not all, hospitals and medical clinics for the symptomatic relief of a myriad of health care complaints. Exactly what is the definition of an emergency is uncertain. We all could include severe chest pain, shortness of breath or sudden collapse or loss of consciousness.

To a patient, an emergency might just include the pressing need to speak to their doctor about the occurrence of symptoms and or anxieties that suddenly have occurred. In the past, before the telephone was invented, a friend or family member was sent by horseback or a Ford V8 to find the local doctor. With the advent of the telephone, doctors actually listed their number in a phone directory to facilitate contact with their patient.

But at the dawn of the 21st century land phones were replaced by cell phones, and doctors became increasingly merged into groups of physicians, and the individual practitioner disappeared. At the same time doctors became aware of the need to have some family time. The middle of the night and weekend telephone calls became an abhorrent incursion into their busy and overstressed lives.

Enter the current situation. Many patients still perceive the need to call their doctor for everything from a mild cough or headache or an actual fever to just not feeling well. This perceived patient need to seek expert medical help short of an ambulance ride to the emergency room leads the patient into the frustrating downward spiral associated with this bizarre need to communicate with their doctor.

 

I presume many patients assume that they may be able to actually talk to their doctor by telephone. They learn, as I have, that presumption is an arcane curiosity. First of all, most of my young colleagues, like most of their generation, do not own a land line and therefore are not listed in any known telephone directory. They work in an environment driven by the pressure to see more and more patients, and at the end of the day they are pretty much ready to “hang it up.” But many in my generation worked hard, and we still answered the telephone, and many of us actually made house calls.

But, should you have your doctor’s telephone number and make the call, you are immediately put in touch with a triage nurse who demands to know the intimate details of your problem in order to assist you in speaking to the doctor. Having divulged your symptoms in their gory details and achieved an appropriate threshold, you will be placed on hold while being connected to the clinic nurse. Once again you will be asked to divulge your intimate symptoms and again will be passed on to the doctor’s physician assistant who is familiar with the innermost knowledge of your doctor. But, again, if you persist you may again be put on hold to talk to your doctor or asked to leave a message with the physician assistant, since the doctor is seeing a patient or does not take calls during office hours. “Perhaps you would like to leave an email, and the doctor will contact you.”

Now, I have to admit that many of my friends find this process acceptable and use a variety of digital devices like “My Chart” to communicate with their doctor. But having grown up in the shadow of the horse and buggy era, and having adapted to the contemporary world, I give my patients my cell phone number. I will give it to you, too.
 

Dr. Goldstein, medical editor of Cardiology News, is professor of medicine at Wayne State University and division head emeritus of cardiovascular medicine at Henry Ford Hospital, both in Detroit. He is on data safety monitoring committees for the National Institutes of Health and several pharmaceutical companies.

 

This is the mantra that the world hears when they call most, if not all, hospitals and medical clinics for the symptomatic relief of a myriad of health care complaints. Exactly what is the definition of an emergency is uncertain. We all could include severe chest pain, shortness of breath or sudden collapse or loss of consciousness.

To a patient, an emergency might just include the pressing need to speak to their doctor about the occurrence of symptoms and or anxieties that suddenly have occurred. In the past, before the telephone was invented, a friend or family member was sent by horseback or a Ford V8 to find the local doctor. With the advent of the telephone, doctors actually listed their number in a phone directory to facilitate contact with their patient.

But at the dawn of the 21st century land phones were replaced by cell phones, and doctors became increasingly merged into groups of physicians, and the individual practitioner disappeared. At the same time doctors became aware of the need to have some family time. The middle of the night and weekend telephone calls became an abhorrent incursion into their busy and overstressed lives.

Enter the current situation. Many patients still perceive the need to call their doctor for everything from a mild cough or headache or an actual fever to just not feeling well. This perceived patient need to seek expert medical help short of an ambulance ride to the emergency room leads the patient into the frustrating downward spiral associated with this bizarre need to communicate with their doctor.

 

I presume many patients assume that they may be able to actually talk to their doctor by telephone. They learn, as I have, that presumption is an arcane curiosity. First of all, most of my young colleagues, like most of their generation, do not own a land line and therefore are not listed in any known telephone directory. They work in an environment driven by the pressure to see more and more patients, and at the end of the day they are pretty much ready to “hang it up.” But many in my generation worked hard, and we still answered the telephone, and many of us actually made house calls.

But, should you have your doctor’s telephone number and make the call, you are immediately put in touch with a triage nurse who demands to know the intimate details of your problem in order to assist you in speaking to the doctor. Having divulged your symptoms in their gory details and achieved an appropriate threshold, you will be placed on hold while being connected to the clinic nurse. Once again you will be asked to divulge your intimate symptoms and again will be passed on to the doctor’s physician assistant who is familiar with the innermost knowledge of your doctor. But, again, if you persist you may again be put on hold to talk to your doctor or asked to leave a message with the physician assistant, since the doctor is seeing a patient or does not take calls during office hours. “Perhaps you would like to leave an email, and the doctor will contact you.”

Now, I have to admit that many of my friends find this process acceptable and use a variety of digital devices like “My Chart” to communicate with their doctor. But having grown up in the shadow of the horse and buggy era, and having adapted to the contemporary world, I give my patients my cell phone number. I will give it to you, too.
 

Dr. Goldstein, medical editor of Cardiology News, is professor of medicine at Wayne State University and division head emeritus of cardiovascular medicine at Henry Ford Hospital, both in Detroit. He is on data safety monitoring committees for the National Institutes of Health and several pharmaceutical companies.

 

This is the mantra that the world hears when they call most, if not all, hospitals and medical clinics for the symptomatic relief of a myriad of health care complaints. Exactly what is the definition of an emergency is uncertain. We all could include severe chest pain, shortness of breath or sudden collapse or loss of consciousness.

To a patient, an emergency might just include the pressing need to speak to their doctor about the occurrence of symptoms and or anxieties that suddenly have occurred. In the past, before the telephone was invented, a friend or family member was sent by horseback or a Ford V8 to find the local doctor. With the advent of the telephone, doctors actually listed their number in a phone directory to facilitate contact with their patient.

But at the dawn of the 21st century land phones were replaced by cell phones, and doctors became increasingly merged into groups of physicians, and the individual practitioner disappeared. At the same time doctors became aware of the need to have some family time. The middle of the night and weekend telephone calls became an abhorrent incursion into their busy and overstressed lives.

Enter the current situation. Many patients still perceive the need to call their doctor for everything from a mild cough or headache or an actual fever to just not feeling well. This perceived patient need to seek expert medical help short of an ambulance ride to the emergency room leads the patient into the frustrating downward spiral associated with this bizarre need to communicate with their doctor.

 

I presume many patients assume that they may be able to actually talk to their doctor by telephone. They learn, as I have, that presumption is an arcane curiosity. First of all, most of my young colleagues, like most of their generation, do not own a land line and therefore are not listed in any known telephone directory. They work in an environment driven by the pressure to see more and more patients, and at the end of the day they are pretty much ready to “hang it up.” But many in my generation worked hard, and we still answered the telephone, and many of us actually made house calls.

But, should you have your doctor’s telephone number and make the call, you are immediately put in touch with a triage nurse who demands to know the intimate details of your problem in order to assist you in speaking to the doctor. Having divulged your symptoms in their gory details and achieved an appropriate threshold, you will be placed on hold while being connected to the clinic nurse. Once again you will be asked to divulge your intimate symptoms and again will be passed on to the doctor’s physician assistant who is familiar with the innermost knowledge of your doctor. But, again, if you persist you may again be put on hold to talk to your doctor or asked to leave a message with the physician assistant, since the doctor is seeing a patient or does not take calls during office hours. “Perhaps you would like to leave an email, and the doctor will contact you.”

Now, I have to admit that many of my friends find this process acceptable and use a variety of digital devices like “My Chart” to communicate with their doctor. But having grown up in the shadow of the horse and buggy era, and having adapted to the contemporary world, I give my patients my cell phone number. I will give it to you, too.
 

Dr. Goldstein, medical editor of Cardiology News, is professor of medicine at Wayne State University and division head emeritus of cardiovascular medicine at Henry Ford Hospital, both in Detroit. He is on data safety monitoring committees for the National Institutes of Health and several pharmaceutical companies.